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Thursday, March 24, 2011

Duck Joke

A lady brought into the vet her dead duck.
"Please doctor exam my duck and tell me it is not dead, it is my favorite duck."
The vet tells it will be $25 to examine the duck.

He examines the duck and confirms it is dead.
The lady is hysterical and wants a 2nd Opinion.
The doctor brings over a cat who also confirms the duck is dead.

The lady again insists that the duck can not be dead and wants another opinion.
The vet bring over a lab who after sniffing the duck confirms it is dead.

The vet says that will be $175.
The frustrated lady says why that much??
"Well, my exam was $25, the Cat Scan was $100 and the Lab fees were $50."

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